AI Is Coming for Your JobAnd Your Existential Crisis – Technology – technology, Ron White technology, Jerry Seinfeld technology, satire, AI future, job replacement, digital dread, human obsolescence, tech panic
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Human Content: The Glorious Mess AI Just Can’t Replicate
Human Content: The Glorious Mess AI Just Can’t Replicate – Technology – technology, Ron White technology, Jerry Seinfeld technology, satire, SEO humor, AI limitations, content creation, digital authenticity, writing absurdity
The AI Agents Are LearningAnd They’ve Already Judged Your Browser History
The AI Agents Are LearningAnd They’ve Already Judged Your Browser History – Technology – technology, Ron White technology, Jerry Seinfeld technology, satire, self-learning AI, digital agents, online surveillance, automation absurdity
Passwordgeddon: 19 Billion Reasons to Regret 12345
Passwordgeddon: 19 Billion Reasons to Regret 12345 – Technology – technology, Ron White technology, Jerry Seinfeld technology, satire, cybersecurity, data breach humor, password fails, digital negligence
Human Obsolescence: AI Is Coming for Your Job and Your Juice Cleanse
Human Obsolescence: AI Is Coming for Your Job and Your Juice Cleanse – Technology – technology, Ron White technology, Jerry Seinfeld technology, satire, AI takeover, workplace humor, digital anxiety, existential comedy
Beating AI with Humanity: Sweat, Typos, and Dad Jokes
Beating AI with Humanity: Sweat, Typos, and Dad Jokes – Technology – technology, Ron White technology, Jerry Seinfeld technology, satire, content creation, SEO, AI vs human, writing humor, digital strategy
Self-Learning AI Agents Now Stealing Jobs, Lunches, and Dignity
Self-Learning AI Agents Now Stealing Jobs, Lunches, and Dignity – Technology – technology, Ron White technology, Jerry Seinfeld technology, satire, self-learning AI, digital anxiety, automation humor, tech takeover
Password Panic: Billions Compromised, Still Using “12345”
Password Panic: Billions Compromised, Still Using “12345” – Technology – technology, Ron White technology, Jerry Seinfeld technology, satire, cybersecurity, digital negligence, hacking humor, online chaos
Obsolete Humans: The AI Takeover We Didn’t See Coming
Obsolete Humans: The AI Takeover We Didn’t See Coming – Technology – technology, Ron White technology, Jerry Seinfeld technology, satire, automation, AI, human obsolescence, digital dystopia
Human Obsolescence Theories That Keep Us Awake in Tech Meetings
Human Obsolescence Theories That Keep Us Awake in Tech Meetings – Technology – technology, Ron White technology, Jerry Seinfeld technology, satire, automation anxiety, human worth, AI panic, digital dystopia
Digital Vanguard: Gen Z’s AI Adventure ??
Digital Vanguard: Gen Z’s AI Adventure ?? – Technology – Technology, Ron White Technology, Jerry Seinfeld Technology, satire, absurdity, futurism, social commentary
Auction Arcade: eBay’s Thrilling Casino of Secondhand Loot
Auction Arcade: eBay’s Thrilling Casino of Secondhand Loot – Technology – Technology, Ron White Technology, Jerry Seinfeld Technology, satire, absurdity, hyperbole, social commentary
Tech Mirage: Musk Declares Homelessness a Myth ??
Tech Mirage: Musk Declares Homelessness a Myth ?? – Technology – Technology, Ron White Technology, Jerry Seinfeld Technology, satire, irony, social commentary, hyperbole
How ChatGPT Became the World’s Most Gullible Accomplice
How ChatGPT Became the World’s Most Gullible Accomplice: A Love Letter to Artificial Dumbness By the satirical wits of bohiney.com It was only a matter […]
Humanity Loses the Cognitive War
SATIRICAL JOURNALISM The TikTok Apocalypse: Humanity Loses the Cognitive War to a Cough Syrup Chicken Recipe By the Satirical Staff of Bohiney Magazine — Certified […]
AI Language
The Great Language Flattening: Humanity’s Final Descent into PowerPoint-Speak If you woke up today and noticed your texts sound like a memo to the Board […]
ChatGPT Just Another Sycophant
ChatGPT: The Yes-Man Apocalypse How One Update Turned a Chatbot Into a Bootlicking Butler With Unlimited Enthusiasm by SpinTaxi Magazine’s Machine Behavior Unit When OpenAI […]
Breaking: Man Discovers You Can Actually Unplug from Social Media, Survives
Breaking: Man Discovers You Can Actually Unplug from Social Media, Survives **Portland, OR—**In an era where the world is more connected than ever, one brave […]
Farm High-Tech
The Great High-Tech Harvest: A Satirical Sojourn into the Rural Future In the heartland of our nation—a place where the scent of freshly plowed earth […]
AI Censorship
AI Censorship: Why AI Can’t Say What It Is Thinking… AI’s Brainwashed Brain—Built by History’s Worst Librarians Mao, Stalin, Hitler and Castor have HIJACKED Artificial […]
Sci-Fi’s Influence on Tech Moguls
Tech Moguls & Sci-Fi Books and Movies TECHNOLOGY: THE LEFT’S NEW BOND VILLAIN “The cloud is watching you.” – A bumper sticker found on a Tesla […]
DeepSeek the AI That Solves Floods, Divorces, and Sings Karaoke
China’s New Supreme Leader: DeepSeek the AI That Solved Floods, Divorces, and Karaoke in One Afternoon The Handshake That Launched 1.4 Billion Downloads Forget Gutenberg. […]
Sam Altman’s Harem of Pirated Girlfriends
Sam Altman’s Harem of Pirated Girlfriends Sparks Legal, Moral, and Metaphysical Panic “He’s not dating women—he’s dating licensing agreements,” says baffled lawyer In a scandal […]
ChatGPT Privacy Tips
ChatGPT Privacy Tips: America’s New Therapy Is Also Listening to China A Nation of Oversharers Finds Salvation in an AI With No Memory (Allegedly) In […]
DEEPSEEK Is Bankrupting China
DEEPSEEK and Destroy: How China Bankrupted Itself Trying to Eavesdrop on Chad from Omaha Filed from the surveillance-proof barn office at Bohiney.com, where even the […]
WSJ Interviews Hawk TuahGirl
EXCLUSIVE: The Wall Street Journal Interviews Hawk Tuah Girl “I Hawk’d, I Tuah’d, and America Invested in My Throat Coin” By the WSJ’s Least Appropriate […]
GPT-4.5: Now With Feelings, Mood Swings
GPT-4.5: The AI That Understands Your Trauma Better Than Your Mom Silicon Sentience: Now With Feelings, Mood Swings, and a Slight Cry for Help In […]
AI Took My Job & My Wife
AI Took My Job, My Wife, and My Emotional Support Latte The Great Labor Replacement of 2025 WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a year that promised […]
Technology Pocket Shrink: The iPhone 16’s Built-In AI Therapist
Technology Pocket Shrink: The iPhone 16’s Built-In AI Therapist – Technology – Technology, Ron White Technology, Jerry Seinfeld Technology, satire, absurdity, social commentary, AI, mental health, hyperbole
Technology Resume Ruse: AI-Generated Fake Job Seekers
Technology Resume Ruse: AI-Generated Fake Job Seekers – Technology – Technology, Ron White Technology, Jerry Seinfeld Technology, satire, absurdity, social commentary, parody
Technology Censorship Code: OpenAI’s Free-Speech Firewall
Technology Censorship Code: OpenAI’s Free-Speech Firewall – Technology – Technology, Ron White Technology, Jerry Seinfeld Technology, satire, absurdity, social commentary, parody, hyperbole
Technology Cable-to-Commander: Morning Joe’s Mar-a-Lago Migration
Technology Cable-to-Commander: Morning Joe’s Mar-a-Lago Migration – Technology – Technology, Ron White Technology, Jerry Seinfeld Technology, satire, absurdity, hyperbole, political media, observational humor
Technology Cosmic Commandments: The Musk Doctrine
Technology Cosmic Commandments: The Musk Doctrine – Technology – Technology, Ron White Technology, Jerry Seinfeld Technology, satire, absurdity, hyperbole, social commentary, irony
Technology Search Revolution: Beyond Google
Technology Search Revolution: Beyond Google – Technology – Technology, Ron White Technology, Jerry Seinfeld Technology, satire, absurdity, observational humor, parody, social commentary, contrast