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By SpinTaxi Sports Bureau DALLAS, TX — In a stunning development that’s sending shockwaves through the NFL, tech forums, conspiracy podcasts, and even the Vatican’s […]

Trump Tower Damascus Unveils Emotional Support Dictators, Hugs Now State-Sanctioned DAMASCUS — World leaders and newly divorced autocrats have found comfort in an unexpected place: […]

The Tequila Armada Strikes Brooklyn: A Goodwill Tour with Just a Splash Too Much Goodwill BROOKLYN, NY — The Brooklyn Bridge, a monument to 19th-century […]

REMOTE BLISS: HOW WORKING FROM HOME SAVED AMERICA FROM SLACKS, SANDRA, AND SADNESS By the SpinTaxi Institute for Advanced Cubicle Abandonment Studies “I got fired […]

Welcome to the Marketing Hunger Games: A Guide for New Grads with Unreasonable Dreams By the Department of Paradoxical Promotions, SpinTaxi Magazine So you’ve graduated. […]

Shoreditch art, Shoreditch nightlife, Shoreditch culture, Shoreditch history, Shoreditch markets Life in Shoreditch: Where Avocado Toast is Currency and Sarcasm is the Official Language Welcome […]

Love in the Time of Kombucha: Devon and Chloe’s Anti-Romantic Shoreditch Spiral By the Lifestyle Surveillance Unit of SpinTaxi Magazine Shoreditch, London — In the […]

How to Buy a Robot (Without Getting Your House Vaporized or Your Feelings Hurt) So you’ve finally decided to buy a robot. Maybe it’s because […]

15 Observations About Spotting a Psychopath by Her Face 1. The real red flag isn’t her personality—it’s her refusal to wear red lipstick.Experts say psychopathy […]

Drone Weddings at Trump Tower Damascus Prove Love Is in the Airstrike DAMASCUS — In a moment of airborne romance and minor panic, Trump Tower […]

Very Weak Flaming Says New Owner While Installing LED Upgrade Liberty’s New Lightbulb Moment In a move that left patriots clutching their pocket Constitutions, Donald […]

NASA Scientists Resign After Being Forced to Build Gold-Plated Rover Red Planet, Red Face In an interplanetary power grab that left astrophysicists questioning their life […]

Nobody Uses It Better Says Former President in Cease-and-Desist Frenzy The Ultimate Branding Power Move In a legal maneuver that left linguists and lawyers equally […]

Nobody Has Better Rays Claims Plaintiff in Bizarre Florida Case Solar Flare-Up In a legal filing that left astrophysicists and attorneys equally baffled, Donald Trump […]

Jefferson Cheated With Fake Quill Pens Claims Former President The Midnight Ride of Donald Trump In a 2 AM Truth Social post that historians are […]

We Ask: Who Is Donald Trump? A Three-Part Golden Escalator Epic By the Editorial Board of SpinTaxi Magazine’s Institute for Chronically Entertained Citizens Pre-POTUS Trump […]

Buffalo Wild Wings Worker Claims He Invented Gordon Ramsay’s Catchphrases A line cook at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Topeka, Kansas, has claimed responsibility for […]

How to Get Fired and Famous in 72 Hours By the Department of Strategic Missteps at SpinTaxi.com Step Aside, LinkedIn—It’s Time to Link-Incendiary Welcome to […]

Confessions of a Kindergarten Bluntfluencer By the Early Childhood Chaos Bureau at SpinTaxi.com Meet Brayden, 5, and Cancelled Twice Brayden J. of Room 3B is […]

The Manners Crisis: When Politeness Left the Chat By the National Institute for Impolitic Studies at SpinTaxi.com Welcome to the Era of Keyboard Rudeness There […]

TikTok Priests Rank the Ten Commandments by Clout Potential By the Social Media Ministry Division at SpinTaxi.com From Sinai to the “For You” Page Move […]

Live, Laugh, Lose Sponsorship: A Corporate PR Workbook By the Crisis Communications Comedy Corps at SpinTaxi.com The Only Brand Guide That Comes with a Fire […]