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“So apparently Lauren Boebert and Kid Rock are dating now. That’s not a couple… that’s a bar fight waiting to happen at a Cracker Barrel.” […]

The Nice Guy Rapture: How Owning a Bed Frame Turned Chad Into Zeus of Bumble Byline: A collaboration between the world’s oldest tenured professor and […]

Diddy’s Oval Ordeal: The Audacity of Dope America’s First Ecstasy President In a legal bombshell that left CNN anchors blinking like deer in designer headlights, […]

Freedom Laser: The U.S. Space Weapon So Advanced Even Aliens Called the U.N. WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what experts are calling a “historic leap for […]

BREAKING: Washington D.C. Rolls Out “Capital Firewall” — Because Nothing Says Freedom Like Geo-Tagged Censorship Inspired by the Chinese model of localized internet repression (a […]

Claude vs. Alexa in a Rap Battle — Who Wins and Who Quotes Camus Mid-Bar? By the Brilliant Buffoons of SpinTaxi Magazine The Silicon Showdown: […]

“Free Puff” Movement Revealed to Be $20 Gig: Protesters Paid in T-Shirts, Confusion, and Ciroc Coupons What looked like grassroots justice turns out to be […]

Buckingham Palace has long withstood sieges, scandals, and several seasons of The Crown, but it may have finally met its match: two pint-sized pranksters known […]

Inboxed by Bots: How AI Fooled Legacy Media into Thinking It Had Fans The Fake Email Campaign Defending AI Journalism An investigation has found that […]

The New Yorker’s Oligarchy Crisis Mistaking a Populist for a Prince Because He Wears a Red Hat Instead of a Beret Why the Magazine of […]

Hollywood Hair Lies: How Stylists Became the Last Honest Millionaires in Tinseltown Beneath Every Blonde Bombshell Lies a Brunette With Secrets—and a Wig Rack Bigger […]

Blind in the Caliphate: One Man’s Search for a Punchline in the Land of Humor Fatwas By Savannah Steele | SpinTaxi.com Riyadh, Saudi Arabia — […]

The Annie Knight Shift: Redefining Endurance and Love By Savannah Steele | SpinTaxi MagazineWashington, D.C. – spintaxi.com — It began as a passion project and […]

Modern Feminism and the Mattress Medal Ceremony By Savannah Steele | SpinTaxi MagazineWashington, D.C. – spintaxi.com In a bold reimagining of both gender dynamics and […]

Medical Community Responds to Annie Knight Condition: “We’re Still Processing This.” By Savannah Steele | SpinTaxi Magazine — Washington, D.C. – spintaxi.com Doctors are trained […]

By Savannah Steele | SpinTaxi Magazine — Los Angeles, CA – spintaxi.com In what might be the boldest move since Netflix handed Prince Harry a […]

MAGA Puppets Educate the Children of Damascus—God Help Us DAMASCUS — If satire could get any more literal, Trump Tower Damascus has gone full felt […]