Political Brew-haha: Leaders and Pundits Weigh in on Hollywood’s Coffee Culture The release of “I Survived a Celebrity Coffee Order” has not only tickled the […]
Belmont Shore Surfers Start Support Group for ‘Wave Separation Anxiety’ – Surfing LA
As the sun sets on the shores of Belmont Shore, casting a golden glow over the surfers gathered in solidarity against Wave Separation Anxiety (WSA), […]
Kishida goes all-in on partnership with the US – Asia Times
It is telling that one of the most popular photos from Prime Minister Fumio Kishida’s visit to Washington was a picture of him and Joe Biden relaxing […]
For a start, Washington, amend the H1-B visa process – Asia Times
The US-China tech competition is unlikely to slow down in the near term, particularly with the arrival of rapidly maturing commercial artificial intelligence. Though not […]
“Surfers in Belmont Shore Request Uber-Style Service for Paddle-Outs” – Surfing LA
Catching a Ride: The Next Wave in Surfing Convenience Hits Belmont Shore Surfers in Belmont Shore Request Uber-Style Service for Paddle-Outs Capture a scene at […]
Chinese firms to assemble EVs in Europe, duck tariffs – Asia Times
Chinese electric vehicle (EV) makers are pushing forward their plans to building production capacity in Europe in order to evade potential tariffs that would be […]
Biden and Trump worked together to keep Barbie from Oscar Trophy… – Screw the News
Both politicians saw it in their “best interest if a woman didn’t win Best Actress”… Biden and Trump worked together to keep Barbie from Oscar […]
Iran’s tactical fail leaves a way out of all-out war – Asia Times
Close to midnight on April 13, hundreds of military drones were launched from both Iran and Iraq toward Israel. Subsequently, several waves of ballistic missiles, […]
Americans should worry more about world war – Asia Times
Being the guy who’s always shouting about impending disaster is frustrating, thankless work. If nobody listens to you, and the disaster happens, you’re a useless Cassandra. […]
Surfers in Belmont Shore Invent ‘Wet Suits with Built-In Snack Dispensers’ – Surfing LA
Riding the Hunger Wave: The Latest in Surfing Snack Technology Hits Belmont Shore Surfers in Belmont Shore Invent ‘Wet Suits with Built-In Snack Dispensers’ Illustrate […]
Preliminary takeaways of Iran’s assault on Israel – Asia Times
Here are the preliminary results from the Iranian attacks on Israel over the weekend: 1 missiles and drones launched by Iran at Israel: – 185 […]
Local Seaweed Farmer Claims to Have Invented ‘Edible Surf Wax’ – Surfing LA
Seaweed to Surfboard: The Organic Revolution Hitting the Waves of Belmont Shore Local Seaweed Farmer Claims to Have Invented ‘Edible Surf Wax’ Farmer eating ‘Edible […]
Surfers in Belmont Shore Demand Heated Ocean Waves for Winter Surfing – Surfing LA
Chasing Heat Waves in the Chill of Winter Surfers in Belmont Shore Demand Heated Ocean Waves for Winter Surfing Belmont Shore, CA – In an […]
Belmont Shore Waves Accused of Being ‘Unpredictably Flirty’ – Surfing LA
Tidal Teases: Local Surfers Navigate Waves of Consent Belmont Shore Waves Accused of Being ‘Unpredictably Flirty’ “Belmont Shore Waves Accused of Being ‘Unpredictably Flirty’” In […]
City Council Considers Taxing Sunscreen to Fund Surfboard Repairs – Surfing LA
City Council Considers Taxing Sunscreen to Fund Surfboard Repairs Screw the News Photo – The idea that the City Council is considering taxing sunscreen to […]
Surfboards in Belmont Shore Now Classified as Public Transportation – Surfing LA
Catching the Commute Wave: Surfboards to Replace Buses in Belmont Shore Surfboards in Belmont Shore Now Classified as Public Transportation Screw the News Photo – […]
Botox Bans in Beverly Hills Lead to Mass Exodus of Over-50 Celebrities – Screw the News
As the Botox ban continues to reshape the face of Beverly Hills, political figures from local to national levels have weighed in, each with their […]
Belmont Shore Cafe Claims to Serve ‘Wave-Powered’ Coffee to Boost Surfing Stamina – Surfing LA
Local Cafe Claims to Serve ‘Wave-Powered’ Coffee to Boost Surfing Stamina Caffeinated Currents: Belmont Shore’s Brew Rides the High Tide of Innovation Local Cafe Claims […]
Atlanta Braves Announce Bigfoot as Baseball Team’s Official Bat Flapper
Bigfoot Joins Atlanta Braves as Official Bat Flapper: A League of Legends Emerges! In a bizarre move, the legendary creature takes on a new role […]
Wichita Falls Ranks #1 in Nation for Most Creative Use of Pickup Trucks
From Farm to Fab: A City’s Inventive Spirit Shines Through Four-Wheeled Wonders Wichita Falls, Texas — In a surprising turn of events that has car […]
Wichita Falls Mayor Confused by Water Conservation, Urges Residents to Shower in Rainstorms
Wichita Falls Mayor Confused by Water Conservation, Urges Residents to Shower in Rainstorms In an Unprecedented Move, Local Leader Promotes Public Showers Amidst Nature’s Fury […]
US facing an amphibious warfare conundrum – Asia Times
Aging ships, emerging threats, rigid mindsets and indecision about investing in numerous but small or a few large amphibious warfare ships – all those factors […]
House of Representatives Investigating Barbie Snub – Screw the News
Barbie’s Oscar Omission: A Capitol Investigation into Bias, Brand Damage, and Beyond House of Representatives Investigating Barbie Snub Screw the News Photo – Malibu Barbie […]
Bollywood’s big supporting role in India elections – Asia Times
As the largest electorate in history goes to the polls in India from April 19 to June 1, 2024, political parties are seeking to influence […]